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Monday, April 28
Out of Context Monday

I don't care if they are six. You signed up? You show up.
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You're right, he is the least blonde in the family.
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Do not wear that again.
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No, I think not. I don't even have one and I'm not getting you one.
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Did you catch it?
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Hold on there mister, I meant to give you a twenty. Give me that back.
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It was a bad day in Whoville.
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This one is loaded.
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How did you get in here?
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You promise you told your parents you're with me? Then why is there someone yelling at you on the other end of your phone?
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I'm not a poor sport. You are a poor loser.
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Hold your balls, ladies.
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Argh. You are like the Rainman.
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Tomorrow?!
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We can do it with three, that's fine with me.

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how eclectic.

Posted by: Creechman | April 28, 2008 12:49 PM

Context makes blogs boring :) Thanks for the entertainment!

Posted by: Jess E. | April 28, 2008 12:50 PM

Just curious. Isn't life with children always out of context?

Posted by: Michael Silence | April 28, 2008 1:10 PM

Even though they are out of context we can all relate. Funny!

Posted by: Jamie | April 28, 2008 1:52 PM

I completely agree with the first one!!

Posted by: Meg | April 28, 2008 3:28 PM

Is it a good or a bad thing that I can figure out a context for pretty much all of those?

Posted by: Bluegrass Mama | April 28, 2008 3:43 PM

Very funny! Lots left to the imagination!

Posted by: Amy | April 28, 2008 3:55 PM

I'm with Bluegrass Mama-I can pretty much guess on most of them!

And #4? Was a mantra around here when Headless Girl was in Junior High!

Posted by: Headless Mom | April 28, 2008 4:25 PM

I heard this one today, "That's just not fair; Kitties are kitties too!"

Posted by: groovyoldlady | April 28, 2008 5:04 PM

Got one for you:
Mom, the police are here AGAIN!!

Posted by: Larisa Arthur | April 28, 2008 6:37 PM

Gee, I wish I knew what went on on both sides of these.

Posted by: old horsetail snake | April 28, 2008 7:13 PM

I bet #4 was about something made by Apple.

Posted by: Katie | April 28, 2008 8:56 PM

Here's a common one around our place, "If it ain't bleedin' you don't need one."

Ah sounds much like a parent of children with their friends.

Posted by: VJ | April 29, 2008 12:25 AM

Here's one from this afternoon...
"Does God ever say 'What the hell was that?'"

Posted by: muzik | April 29, 2008 12:50 AM

How about "I know you are not walking because I see your head popping up above everybody else's."

Posted by: Candace | April 29, 2008 7:30 AM

have you been eavesdropping at our house again?

Posted by: mimipz5wjj | April 29, 2008 10:43 AM

Reads like Hemingway to me.


SK

Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | April 29, 2008 11:16 AM

My mind is adrift with the possibilities that led to each of those statements.

Posted by: Heather | April 29, 2008 12:48 PM

Thank you for the laugh! I will definitely be stopping by more often. :)

Posted by: Cindy | April 29, 2008 1:24 PM

You never fail to amuse me, thanks for the mental break today.

Posted by: Marsha | April 30, 2008 1:33 PM

That's a funny list! The last one is the best :)

Posted by: jennyonthespot | May 1, 2008 3:44 PM
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